alek’s log

[BenM]

No wuckas!

I want to add a like button to posts for people like me who read and don't always have a thing to say, too... must be an extension for that.

[EricK]

She asked me if I had been working out a lot lately.

Got asked the same during a "bulk" a month or so ago.

It's so hard not to curse people out when they say this.

It is, but also it could be worse. I've been asked several times if I've ever "considered going to the gym."

I understand that to the average person my gut is the entirety of my physique, but these delts don't grow on trees, bitch.

You need to wear booty shorts to show off them quadzZz.

[DanCR]

She asked me if I had been working out a lot lately.

Got asked the same during a "bulk" a month or so ago.

It's so hard not to curse people out when they say this.

It is, but also it could be worse. I've been asked several times if I've ever "considered going to the gym."

I understand that to the average person my gut is the entirety of my physique, but these delts don't grow on trees, bitch.

You need to wear booty shorts to show off them quadzZz.

Tiny Shorts and XL Shirts Brigade here.

Seriously, last year I switched all my gym shorts from 7-inch inseam to 5-inch inseam, to look like I might actually do something athletic and feel better about myself.

Also seriously, my girl’s 11-year old son recently said to me, unprompted, “I can tell you have strong arms and legs, so you don’t need to worry about your stomach.” The implication of course was that I must be worried about it, because come on look at that thing. Wanted to cry.

[alek]

She asked me if I had been working out a lot lately.

Got asked the same during a "bulk" a month or so ago.

It's so hard not to curse people out when they say this.

It is, but also it could be worse. I've been asked several times if I've ever "considered going to the gym."

I understand that to the average person my gut is the entirety of my physique, but these delts don't grow on trees, bitch.

You need to wear booty shorts to show off them quadzZz.

Tiny Shorts and XL Shirts Brigade here.

Seriously, last year I switched all my gym shorts from 7-inch inseam to 5-inch inseam, to look like I might actually do something athletic and feel better about myself.

Also seriously, my girl’s 11-year old son recently said to me, unprompted, “I can tell you have strong arms and legs, so you don’t need to worry about your stomach.” The implication of course was that I must be worried about it, because come on look at that thing. Wanted to cry.

I’ve been wearing the same few pairs of 5” inseam shorts to workout, and if I ever wear regular gym shorts, I feel like such a DYEL douche cause you can’t see any leg muscles in them.

[alek]

5/2/24 Thursday

AMBW & Umbilicus
Today: 188.2 & 35.25
7-day: 188.5 & 35.27

Facepull (H) 1:30
62.5 x 8 @ 6,6,7, 7

Incline Bench (H) 2:00
135 x 8 @ 7.5,8,9
135 x 7 @ 9.5

Machine Row (H) 1:30
150 x 8 x 4 @ 5.5

Dips (H) 2:00
BW x 8 @ 7,8
BW x 5 @ 7,8

Cable Row (H) 1:30
120 x 8 @ 5.5,5.5,6, 6

DB Pullover (H) 1:30
60 x 8 @ 6,6,6, 7

DB Press (H) 2:00
35's x 8 @ 6,7,8, 9

DB Curl (H) 2:00
30’s x 8 @ 6,6,7, 9

Lateral Raise (H) 2:00
10’s x 8 x 4 @ 5.5

Triceps Pushdown (H) 1:30
65 x 8 x 3 @ 5.5
65 x 8 @ 6

Session Length
1:09

Notes
Nothing of note; didn't do lateral raises or pushdowns, but... meh.

[EricK]

She asked me if I had been working out a lot lately.

Got asked the same during a "bulk" a month or so ago.

It's so hard not to curse people out when they say this.

It is, but also it could be worse. I've been asked several times if I've ever "considered going to the gym."

I understand that to the average person my gut is the entirety of my physique, but these delts don't grow on trees, bitch.

You need to wear booty shorts to show off them quadzZz.

Tiny Shorts and XL Shirts Brigade here.

Seriously, last year I switched all my gym shorts from 7-inch inseam to 5-inch inseam, to look like I might actually do something athletic and feel better about myself.

Also seriously, my girl’s 11-year old son recently said to me, unprompted, “I can tell you have strong arms and legs, so you don’t need to worry about your stomach.” The implication of course was that I must be worried about it, because come on look at that thing. Wanted to cry.

I’ve been wearing the same few pairs of 5” inseam shorts to workout, and if I ever wear regular gym shorts, I feel like such a DYEL douche cause you can’t see any leg muscles in them.

You might be surprised how far up I can see when I'm creeping while you're laying on the bench.

[EricK]

Where you at @alek ?