Next round of Exodus gear

[damufunman]

@TimK Does that mean crop tops are a no-go? @mgil Is a crop top on the table?

[hsilman]

[TimK]

@TimK Does that mean crop tops are a no-go? @mgil Is a crop top on the table?

LOL, I will not be buying a crop top.

[chromoly]

u guise, just turn the t-shirt into a crop top!!!

[hackerhercules]

I'd love to see @mgil in a crop top.

I vote crop top.

[OCG]

...I has occured to me that a crop top would be way more comfy to wear with a soft suit.

[Shane]

I voted silkies because I'm the neighborhood yard sl00t that likes to perform sweaty manual labor in as little clothing as possible. Might as well promote Exodus in the process.

I hear you bro. I've watered the lawn a few times in my undies. Wasn't even old at the time. Questioned my life choices. Choices were found to be good. Give us silkies. Or other short short variants.

[aurelius]

So I am a t-shirt snob. They got to be soft man. Tri-blend or bust.

Teepublic has a great tri-blend t-shirt.

[Murelli]

So I am a t-shirt snob. They got to be soft man. Tri-blend or bust.

Teepublic has a great tri-blend t-shirt.

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What's the problem with plain old cotton? Am I a T-shirt plebe?

[aurelius]

What's the problem with plain old cotton? Am I a T-shirt plebe?

Tri-blend T-shirts are 100. Plan white cotton is for peasants. Are you peasant Murelli?

[Murelli]

What's the problem with plain old cotton? Am I a T-shirt plebe?

Tri-blend T-shirts are 100. Plan white cotton is for peasants. Are you peasant Murelli?

I like to think of myself as a True Patrician™ (think about it, my name is 100% from the Roman Empire). As for the cotton: nah, offbrand (read, non Nike/Adidas/Under Armour/etc.) synthetic fabrics are for True Peasants who can't afford that soft, marvelous, cotton.

Another argument: synthetic comes from oil, so it's an industrial product, and industry = plebe, so synthetic = plebe. Cotton comes from a plant, plant = farm, farm = Patrician / Feudal Lord / Noble.

[aurelius]

synthetic comes from oil, so it's an industrial product, and industry = plebe, so synthetic = plebe. Cotton comes from a plant, plant = farm, farm = Patrician / Feudal Lord / Noble.

You just made a pure cotton shirt is better because it is 'natural'. God damned anti-vaccing hipster. That is what you are. You can have your 'natural' t-shirts hippy dippy. Give me tri-blend or give me death.

[Murelli]

synthetic comes from oil, so it's an industrial product, and industry = plebe, so synthetic = plebe. Cotton comes from a plant, plant = farm, farm = Patrician / Feudal Lord / Noble.

You just made a pure cotton shirt is better because it is 'natural'. God damned anti-vaccing hipster. That is what you are. You can have your 'natural' t-shirts hippy dippy. Give me tri-blend or give me death.

You're an industrial burgeois who hates farmers. Your self-proclaimed "snobness" actually comes solely from your desire to be a part of nobility, which you are not because you were not born into it, so you extend your hate into the product of the holy labour of toiling the earth and hail the pseudovirtues of the products of your fiendish souldraining machines. You are what went wrong with whomanity. Just another "tech" hipster with his ePhone.

Cotton is life. Odin dressed in cotton. Zeus dressed in cotton. Osiris dressed in cotton. Ogum dressed in cotton. Brahma dressed in cotton. Jesus dressed in cotton. Mohammed dressed in cotton. Tom Cruise dressed in cotton. Manveer dressed in cotton.

Also, tri-blend is what cheap high school students use to make their "whatever excuse for a dorky t-shirt" t-shirts. Because it's cheaper than cotton. And peasenter.

[aurelius]

@Murelli
Bingo Bango. And in case you didn't hear, God is dead. So who cares what his underpants were made of. I bet you wear jeans without any spandex in them.

What IS Triblend? A blend of three types of yarn (50% polyester, 25% cotton, and 25% rayon), triblends boast the comfort of cotton, durability of polyester, and the luxurious drape of rayon, which was initially created as a substitute for silk.

Wear your cotton you granola millienial. Tri-blend is 100.

[Allentown]

Please stop voting for tshirts. Everyone already has an Exodus tshirt. Even Mike Tushererererer has an Exodus tshirt. A vote for tshirt is a vote against seeing my thighs on instagram.


Wait, I think I see why people are voting for the shirt.

[broseph]

The purpose of this thread was to make sure enough people were interested in short shorts.

Gilfcrest had to list “T-shirt” as an option so people wouldn’t complain “what about t-shirts?”

[Allentown]

If only a coalition could be formed between the Silkies party and the Tank party.

[Murelli]

If only a coalition could be formed between the Silkies party and the Tank party.

Add flip-flops and you got @Cody's vote.

@aurelius, polyester should be called peasantester. Rayon is poor-man's-silk. Levi's 541 for life, or else you are not entitled to an opinion about squats [/EricS].

[Cody]

If only a coalition could be formed between the Silkies party and the Tank party.

Add flip-flops and you got @Cody's vote.

@aurelius, polyester should be called peasantester. Rayon is poor-man's-silk. Levi's 541 for life, or else you are not entitled to an opinion about squats [/EricS].

Are these triblend or cotton flip flops we're talking about here?

Also, I recently discovered that Lee Extreme Motion are infinitely superior to Levi 541s AND half the price.

[mgil]

We can do tanks and silkies as a Exodus Strength uniform and ruck through the park together