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Re: Fuck lifting. From here on out, this my couch to 5k log.

Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2022 9:40 am
by hector
Monday Night

Main
Ssb Squat: 240 x 6 x 6
Bench: 240 x 6 x 6
Bench: 225 x 6 x 6
T-Bar Rows (wide grip): 210 x 6s x 8r

Aux
Psoas Curls: 60 x 5s x 6r
Scapular Chins: 5s x 14r
Reverse Hyper: 160 x 5s x10r

Tonnage
Ssb Squat: 8,640
Bench: (8,640 + 8,100) = 16,740
T-Bar Rows: 10,080
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Total: 35,660

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Went light to keep Tonnage and Volume high with limited time.

Re: Fuck lifting. From here on out, this my couch to 5k log.

Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2022 7:25 pm
by hector
Tuesday

Bike: 25 minutes

Re: Fuck lifting. From here on out, this my couch to 5k log.

Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2022 7:29 pm
by hector
Wed 07 Dec 2022

Main
Trap Bar Deads: 400 x 6s x 5r
Bench: 250 x 8s x 5r
T-Bar Rows (close grip): 210 x 6s x 8r

Aux
Reverse Hyper: 160 x 5s x 10r

Tonnage
Trap Bar Deads: 12,000
Bench: 10,000
T-Bar Rows: 10,080
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Total: 32,080

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Couldn't start workout till 9pm. F!

I have an irrational desire to buy another barbell, just for benching. Makes zero sense. Idk. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

Benching 250 was lighter than I would have liked. Upside is that it allowed me to keep bar speed high and rest periods short. (This is actually true for all the weight and rep schemes chosen tonight.)

Re: Fuck lifting. From here on out, this my couch to 5k log.

Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2022 7:51 pm
by DCR
hector wrote: ↑Wed Dec 07, 2022 7:29 pm
I have an entirely natural irrational desire to buy another barbell, just for benching. It will provide me with untold holiday joy. Makes zero sense. I know what I need to do and godamnit I’m going to do it. Idk.
You’re welcome. Go forth to glory.

Re: Fuck lifting. From here on out, this my couch to 5k log.

Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2022 8:54 am
by hector
DCR wrote: ↑Wed Dec 07, 2022 7:51 pm
hector wrote: ↑Wed Dec 07, 2022 7:29 pm
I have an entirely natural irrational desire to buy another barbell, just for benching. It will provide me with untold holiday joy. Makes zero sense. I know what I need to do and godamnit I’m going to do it. Idk.
You’re welcome. Go forth to glory.

Amen, brother.

Re: Fuck lifting. From here on out, this my couch to 5k log.

Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2022 9:09 am
by hector
Saturday Morning (fuck morning lifting)

Main
Ssb Squat: 300 x 3s x 5r
Ssb Squat: 260 x 5 x 5
Bench: 260 x 5 x 5
Bench: 230 x 6 x 6
T-Bar Rows (wide grip): 210 x 5s x 8r

Aux
Scapular Chins: 5s x 14r
Reverse Hyper: 160 x 5s x 10r

Tonnage
Ssb Squat: (4,500 + 6,500) = 11,000
Bench: (6,500 + 8,280) = 14,780
T-Bar Rows: 8,400
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Total: 34,180

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Felt weak, but also rested. Confused.
Then I realized I was lifting in the morning, which I’m not used to. Think that’s it.

Upper back is way stronger than before I bought my T-Bar Row. I can now say with confidence that my upper back is not the weak link in my dogshit bench press.

Re: Fuck lifting. From here on out, this my couch to 5k log.

Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2022 6:17 pm
by hector
Monday 12 DEC 22

Bike Erg: 48 Minutes

Worked late. Messed up schedule. Monday lifting moved to tomorrow.

Re: Fuck lifting. From here on out, this my couch to 5k log.

Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2022 6:19 pm
by hector
Tuesday Night Lifting

Main

Ssb Squat: 240 x 5 x 5
Bench: 260 x 5 x 5
Bench: 230 x 6 x 6
T-Bar Rows (wide grip): 210 x 5s x 8r

Aux
Scap Chins: 5s x 14r
Hanging Knee Raise: 5s x 10r
Reverse Hyper: 160 x 5s x 10r

Tonnage
Ssb Squat: 6,000
Bench: (6,500 + 8,280) = 14,780
T-Bar Rows: 8,400
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Total: 29,180

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Passing a kidney stone. Minimal pain while lifting, but back felt weird when squatting. So I kept squatting super light.

Re: Fuck lifting. From here on out, this my couch to 5k log.

Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2022 8:45 pm
by augeleven
Man. That sounds awful.

Re: Fuck lifting. From here on out, this my couch to 5k log.

Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2022 5:10 pm
by hector
Thursday Lifting

Main
Ssb Squat: 300 x 3s x 5r
Ssb Squat: 240 x 5 x 5
Bench: 265 x 5 x 5
Bench: 230 x 6 x 6
T-Bar Rows (wide grip): 210 x 5s x 8r

Aux
Scapular Chins: 5s x 14r
Reverse Hyper: 160 x 5s x 10r

Tonnage
Ssb Squat: (4,500 + 6,000) = 10,500
Bench: (6,625 + 8,280) = 14,905
T-Bar Rows: 8,400
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Total: 33,805

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Read the thread here on bench grip. Motivating. Especially Hanley’s advice for close-grip, weak-chested benchers who fail at the bottom to do half reps for chest hypertrophy.
β€œThat’s me!” I thought.
So I planned on doing some half reps after my regular benching. Except there was a problem. My chest and triceps both got tired from my regular bench work. So I’m not especially weak chested. I think my chest and triceps are equally weak. I’m just generally weak, so no niche work is needed yet.
I ended up not doing any additional chest work.

I tried axe throwing today. F it’s fun.

Re: Fuck lifting. From here on out, this my couch to 5k log.

Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2022 5:25 pm
by hector
augeleven wrote: ↑Tue Dec 13, 2022 8:45 pm Man. That sounds awful.
The worst! Painkillers helped.

Re: Fuck lifting. From here on out, this my couch to 5k log.

Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2022 7:44 pm
by cgeorg
hector wrote: ↑Thu Dec 15, 2022 5:10 pm I tried axe throwing today. F it’s fun.
Super fun! You one handed or two? They taught us two and then were like "but you can do one handed if you want" so obviously that's what happened

Re: Fuck lifting. From here on out, this my couch to 5k log.

Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2022 4:23 am
by hector
cgeorg wrote: ↑Thu Dec 15, 2022 7:44 pm
hector wrote: ↑Thu Dec 15, 2022 5:10 pm I tried axe throwing today. F it’s fun.
Super fun! You one handed or two? They taught us two and then were like "but you can do one handed if you want" so obviously that's what happened
2 handed! My main priority (as an uncoordinated person) was not to amputate anyone.

Maybe next time, armed with a little more confidence, I’ll try one handed. Some people have their own personal axes they bring.

How much harder is 1 handed?

Re: Fuck lifting. From here on out, this my couch to 5k log.

Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2022 2:01 pm
by cgeorg
hector wrote: ↑Fri Dec 16, 2022 4:23 am
cgeorg wrote: ↑Thu Dec 15, 2022 7:44 pm
hector wrote: ↑Thu Dec 15, 2022 5:10 pm I tried axe throwing today. F it’s fun.
Super fun! You one handed or two? They taught us two and then were like "but you can do one handed if you want" so obviously that's what happened
2 handed! My main priority (as an uncoordinated person) was not to amputate anyone.

Maybe next time, armed with a little more confidence, I’ll try one handed. Some people have their own personal axes they bring.

How much harder is 1 handed?
I'd say it was the same difficulty, but felt much more badass.

Re: Fuck lifting. From here on out, this my couch to 5k log.

Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2022 12:16 pm
by hector
Saturday 17 Dec 2022

Main

Ssb Squat: 260 x 5 x 5
Bench: 265 x 5 x 5
Bench: 230 x 6 x 6
T-Bar Rows (close grip): 210 x 5s x 8r
T-Bar Rows (wide grip): 185 x 5s x 10r
Ssb Good Mornings: 150 x 5s x 8r

Aux
Scap Chins: 5s x 14r
Reverse Hyper: 160 x 5s x 10r

Tonnage
Ssb Squats: 6,500
Bench: (6,625 + 8,280) = 14,905
T-Bar Rows (8,400 + 9,250) = 17,650
Ssb Good Mornings: 6,000
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Total: 45,055

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Was great to get in some wide grip t bar rows and SSB good mornings. The SSB GMs let me pretend I’m still closing in on my 600 deadlift.
Went easy on squats so I could bike in a little less discomfort later.
Happy weekend to all.

Re: Fuck lifting. From here on out, this my couch to 5k log.

Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2022 6:29 pm
by hector
Wed 21 Dec 2022

Main

Ssb Squat: 300 x 3s x 5r
Ssb Squat: 240 x 6 x 6
Bench: 265 x 5 x 5
Bench: 230 x 6 x 6
T-Bar Rows (close grip): 210 x 6s x 8r

Aux
Scapular Chins: 5s x 14r
Reverse Hyper: 160 x 5s x 10r

Tonnage
Ssb Squat: (4,500 + 8,280) = 12,780
Bench: (6,625 + 8,280) = 14,905
T-Bar Rows: 10,080
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Total: 37,765

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Haven’t been logging my cardio consistently, but it continues to, like my lifting, glacially improve.

Re: Fuck lifting. From here on out, this my couch to 5k log.

Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2022 12:34 pm
by hector
Friday Lifting 23 Dec 2022 (Higher Volume Day)

Main

Ssb Squat: 300 x 3s x 5r
Ssb Squat: 250 x 5 x 5
Bench: 265 x 5 x 5
Bench: 230 x 9s x 5r
T-Bar Rows (wide grip): 210 x 7s x 8r

Aux
Scapular Chins: 5s x 15r
Reverse Hyper: 160 x 5s x 10r

Tonnage
Ssb Squat: (4,500 + 6,250) = 10,750
Bench: (6,625 + 10,350) = 16,975
T-Bar Rows: 11,760
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Total: 39,485

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I have a bad track record with lifting goals.
And I think 1RM goals are dumb bc they incentivize you to do dumb things.
All that said, here’s a short term 1RM goal: I will join @Renascent in the 320 bench club before the year is out.

I had an extra barbell. Not a great one. It was the chrome one that comes for free with the Dick’s Sporting Goods 300lb weight set. I put it on FB Market for $40. It was unused.
Over 30 responses in a day. 3 no shows. Not like they just ghosted, worse. At the last minute they’d say something like β€œCan I pay you $20 instead of $40? And can you deliver it to my house 45 minutes away?”
Ended up β€œselling” it to a super young firefighter. Right out of school. I just gave it to him, no money, bc I could immediately tell he was starting out in life and at a point where $40 meant more to him than me. He was beyond thankful, super polite.
This probably doesn’t sound like a big deal or something worth writing about. And for most people, probably isn’t. But it’s already a great Christmas for a boring fuck like me.

Re: Fuck lifting. From here on out, this my couch to 5k log.

Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2022 3:31 pm
by Renascent
hector wrote: ↑Fri Dec 23, 2022 12:34 pmEnded up β€œselling” it to a super young firefighter. Right out of school. I just gave it to him, no money, bc I could immediately tell he was starting out in life and at a point where $40 meant more to him than me. He was beyond thankful, super polite.
This probably doesn’t sound like a big deal or something worth writing about. And for most people, probably isn’t. But it’s already a great Christmas for a boring fuck like me.
Definitely sounds like the kind of win I would've appreciated, especially at that stage of life.

Re: Fuck lifting. From here on out, this my couch to 5k log.

Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2022 5:24 am
by SnakePlissken
Renascent wrote: ↑Fri Dec 23, 2022 3:31 pm
hector wrote: ↑Fri Dec 23, 2022 12:34 pmEnded up β€œselling” it to a super young firefighter. Right out of school. I just gave it to him, no money, bc I could immediately tell he was starting out in life and at a point where $40 meant more to him than me. He was beyond thankful, super polite.
This probably doesn’t sound like a big deal or something worth writing about. And for most people, probably isn’t. But it’s already a great Christmas for a boring fuck like me.
Definitely sounds like the kind of win I would've appreciated, especially at that stage of life.
Same dude. I remember when I had to work like 6 hours to earn that much money at pizza hut. That dude's grateful.

Re: Fuck lifting. From here on out, this my couch to 5k log.

Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2022 7:38 am
by DCR
hector wrote: ↑Fri Dec 23, 2022 12:34 pm And I think 1RM goals are dumb bc they incentivize you to do dumb things.
What I said on the 2023 goals thread. I do enough dumb things generally without further incentivization.
hector wrote: ↑Fri Dec 23, 2022 12:34 pm All that said, here’s a short term 1RM goal: I will join @Renascent in the 320 bench club before the year is out.
Sigh.
hector wrote: ↑Fri Dec 23, 2022 12:34 pm This probably doesn’t sound like a big deal or something worth writing about.
It does. You’re a good dude, Hector.