It got me until the very end.TimF wrote: ↑Sun Apr 03, 2022 5:58 amCheck the date on that post.5hout wrote: ↑Sat Apr 02, 2022 9:29 am Was this the thread with truck discussion? Cybertruck no more! https://carbuzz.com/news/canceled-tesla ... ck-is-dead
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JFC the internet has ruined April Fools. I'm a dumb.TimF wrote: ↑Sun Apr 03, 2022 5:58 amCheck the date on that post.5hout wrote: ↑Sat Apr 02, 2022 9:29 am Was this the thread with truck discussion? Cybertruck no more! https://carbuzz.com/news/canceled-tesla ... ck-is-dead
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To be fair, I was nodding along throughout the entire article. All the points made are valid.5hout wrote: ↑Sun Apr 03, 2022 9:56 amJFC the internet has ruined April Fools. I'm a dumb.TimF wrote: ↑Sun Apr 03, 2022 5:58 amCheck the date on that post.5hout wrote: ↑Sat Apr 02, 2022 9:29 am Was this the thread with truck discussion? Cybertruck no more! https://carbuzz.com/news/canceled-tesla ... ck-is-dead
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Marjorie Taylor Greene Flubs ‘Petri Dish’ Comment
Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) was mocked for blundering the term “Petri dish” while floating a claim that the government wants surveillance on everything Americans do, including when people go to the bathroom and eat cheeseburgers, Mediaite reports.
Said Greene: “The government totally wants to provide surveillance on every part of your life. They want to know when you’re eating. They want to know if you’re eating a cheeseburger, which is very bad because Bill Gates wants you to eat his fake meat that grows in a peach tree dish. So you’ll probably get a little zap inside your body that’ll say ‘No, no, don’t eat a real cheeseburger, you need to eat…the fake meat from Bill Gates.”
Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) was mocked for blundering the term “Petri dish” while floating a claim that the government wants surveillance on everything Americans do, including when people go to the bathroom and eat cheeseburgers, Mediaite reports.
Said Greene: “The government totally wants to provide surveillance on every part of your life. They want to know when you’re eating. They want to know if you’re eating a cheeseburger, which is very bad because Bill Gates wants you to eat his fake meat that grows in a peach tree dish. So you’ll probably get a little zap inside your body that’ll say ‘No, no, don’t eat a real cheeseburger, you need to eat…the fake meat from Bill Gates.”
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So they're making fake meat out of peaches?
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That's what makes Elon Elon. All those points are valid, and he does it anyway. You could have written this same article 10 years ago about the Model 3 or Falcon 9 and had equally valid points, and yet:TimF wrote: ↑Mon Apr 04, 2022 1:46 pmTo be fair, I was nodding along throughout the entire article. All the points made are valid.5hout wrote: ↑Sun Apr 03, 2022 9:56 amJFC the internet has ruined April Fools. I'm a dumb.TimF wrote: ↑Sun Apr 03, 2022 5:58 amCheck the date on that post.5hout wrote: ↑Sat Apr 02, 2022 9:29 am Was this the thread with truck discussion? Cybertruck no more! https://carbuzz.com/news/canceled-tesla ... ck-is-dead
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isn't GA the peach mecca of America or something?
she of all people should know what the peach market is doing, who's buying, and all about peach-based-meat-substitutes, etc
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^ i have to put this ..... or people will say i'm stupid like the thankgiving day in south korea question i asked that people thought i was retarded and didn't know the origins of thanksgiving even though they celebrate jesus-fucking-christmas-day in japan for example (but it has nothing to do with jesus, and more about KFC). further irony is when i worked for one of the indian reservations in the 90's here in AZ they would actually take Columbus day off and we thought that was funny-sad-funny .... context is everything. they changed that later on and then started intentionally working on Columbus day, but it was a federal holiday and the reservations are really quasi-federal-states (or federally run or overseen by feds) so that created a big stink, now its native peoples day.
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Great. Never thought these guys would be relevant again.
Little know fact: The stunt double for the standing vertical jump into a peach tree dish during the Ninja fight scene is none other than @HanleyPeaches by The Presidents of the United States of America wrote: Movin' to the country
Gonna eat a lot of peaches
Movin' to the country
Gonna eat me a lot of peaches
Movin' to the country
Gonna eat a lot of peaches
Movin' to the country
I'm gonna eat a lot of peaches
Peaches come from a can
They were put there by a man
In a factory downtown
If I had my little way
I'd eat peaches every day
Sun-soakin' bulges in the shade
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Wilhelm wrote: ↑Mon May 30, 2022 12:51 pm Marjorie Taylor Greene Flubs ‘Petri Dish’ Comment
Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) was mocked for blundering the term “Petri dish” while floating a claim that the government wants surveillance on everything Americans do, including when people go to the bathroom and eat cheeseburgers, Mediaite reports.
Said Greene: “The government totally wants to provide surveillance on every part of your life. They want to know when you’re eating. They want to know if you’re eating a cheeseburger, which is very bad because Bill Gates wants you to eat his fake meat that grows in a peach tree dish. So you’ll probably get a little zap inside your body that’ll say ‘No, no, don’t eat a real cheeseburger, you need to eat…the fake meat from Bill Gates.”
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To be filed in the category „Trust in Government“ Former 4 star Marine General Lobbying for Quatar as President of Brookings think tank resigns amid FBI probe:
https://www.politico.com/amp/news/2022/ ... r-00039086
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This is funny at just sooo many different levels.
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