funny twist would be the missionary-donor getting AIDS or blood infection from dirty needle, etcmettkeks wrote: ↑Mon Mar 30, 2020 8:51 am A co-worker (russian, middle aged, converted christian) gets all his news from his fellow cultists via Whats-app messenger.
Apparently, 1 missionary from his cult was in Wuhan to donate blood. Everyone was healed instantly by the holy blood of the christian. Therefore, christians are immune and the virus a conspiracy by the USA.
There you have it folks, all you heathens will die.
I would have a good laugh if I didn't have to work with those jackasses.
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Yeah. I don't believe there was a missionary in the first place though.mbasic wrote: ↑Mon Mar 30, 2020 2:23 pmfunny twist would be the missionary-donor getting AIDS or blood infection from dirty needle, etcmettkeks wrote: ↑Mon Mar 30, 2020 8:51 am A co-worker (russian, middle aged, converted christian) gets all his news from his fellow cultists via Whats-app messenger.
Apparently, 1 missionary from his cult was in Wuhan to donate blood. Everyone was healed instantly by the holy blood of the christian. Therefore, christians are immune and the virus a conspiracy by the USA.
There you have it folks, all you heathens will die.
I would have a good laugh if I didn't have to work with those jackasses.
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How is this even possible? Would their feet even be able to reach the pedals?
https://nypost.com/2020/06/02/young-mis ... -in-crash/
https://nypost.com/2020/06/02/young-mis ... -in-crash/
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"Speed is believed to be a “contributing factor” in the crash..."heidikay wrote: ↑Tue Jun 02, 2020 11:55 am How is this even possible? Would their feet even be able to reach the pedals?
https://nypost.com/2020/06/02/young-mis ... -in-crash/
Somehow, everything after "7 year old driver" seems moot.
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Absolutely bizarre story coming out over the past couple days a few towns over from me:
https://boston.cbslocal.com/2020/06/15/ ... rstalking/
https://boston.cbslocal.com/2020/06/15/ ... rstalking/
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And another one, crossover with the fashion thread:
https://www.boston.com/news/local-news/ ... za-lawsuit
https://www.boston.com/news/local-news/ ... za-lawsuit
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We are officially beyond parody. I like how they bury the fact that this woman was fired over this stupid incident:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/so ... story.html
https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/so ... story.html
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This story is incredible. Even if the newsletter people were the worst people in the world, how could the ebay people think what they did was OK?brkriete wrote: ↑Tue Jun 16, 2020 11:13 am Absolutely bizarre story coming out over the past couple days a few towns over from me:
https://boston.cbslocal.com/2020/06/15/ ... rstalking/
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Here’s a dude that was well ahead of his time.
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Lol at giving him a literal carton of Winstons. Still waiting on the fusion reactor..
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Who would imagine that the $80 and a carton of Winstons would achieve similar value.
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I read this
https://uk.reuters.com/article/uk-brita ... KKBN2440SK
and thought, "monkey labour, is this a nickname for some kind of way people are exploited..." and I looked it up, apparently it is a thing: training monkeys to pick coconuts.
Think of all the vegans slurping on their coconut oil who just don't know! Save the monkeys! ook
https://uk.reuters.com/article/uk-brita ... KKBN2440SK
and thought, "monkey labour, is this a nickname for some kind of way people are exploited..." and I looked it up, apparently it is a thing: training monkeys to pick coconuts.
Think of all the vegans slurping on their coconut oil who just don't know! Save the monkeys! ook
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Something something those monkeys have a better quality of life than free non-working monkeys something somethingKyleSchuant wrote: ↑Fri Jul 03, 2020 2:13 am I read this
https://uk.reuters.com/article/uk-brita ... KKBN2440SK
and thought, "monkey labour, is this a nickname for some kind of way people are exploited..." and I looked it up, apparently it is a thing: training monkeys to pick coconuts.
Think of all the vegans slurping on their coconut oil who just don't know! Save the monkeys! ook
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